“get me a cup of coffee” her boss said.

“coming right up boss.” 

” I have a lunch meeting with other demanding jackass bosses like me. Cancel my lunch with my wife and tell her we’ll just have dinner.”

“good morning Mrs. So and so yer jackass husband says that he has an important lunch meeting with the jackass group of companies. He has to cancel your lunch. He says you’ll have dinner together instead.”

(hung up)

” Can you send all my unsent emails to everyone it needs to be sent to.”

” can you call tony, tell him to check on my sports car and ask him how the customization is goin.”

” I need you to go to this shit right here and give this to andy, he knows what to do bout it”

“can you think of a design for my new motorbike”

” don’t forget to book the kids a flight to ibiza for next week.” “book them a hotel and by the way they have 12 friends with them so make sure you get the penthouse suite.”

” do you think this suit looks ok? I dont wanna look like a chairman with no sense of fashion”

” you have to walk the dogs on Wednesday, pass by the house first before coming to the office.”

“Yes boss.”

“Ok boss”

“You look fine Boss”

WHO WANTS TO KISS ASS?

HELL I DON’T.

GO GET THE EXPERIENCE THEN DITCH WORK. 

NEVER SETTLE FOR ASS KISSING.

BE YOUR OWN BOSS.

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN HANDS LET THEM WIPE THEIR OWN ASSES.